Sta.sh
Artistic Stolen from Wanderer94 who stole it from TheRealDeal911
1) Are you really ready for 111 questions?
"Hey Listen! get up! are you ready? Can Hyrule's fate lie with such a lazy boy?" Okay I'm up.
2) Where are you taking this test at?
Somewhere between here and now.
3) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
I make no mistakes. Or at least I act as though I intended to do it anyway.
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
...My mother?
5) Do you regret it?
I REGRET NOTHING!
6) Have you ever been depressed?
August 7th 1995.
7) Are you a boy or girl?
I'm all man *looks down* well sort of.
8) Do you have a job?
I am a sales assistance at a Computer Exchange store, by day.
Also a hobo teacher from time to time. ^^
9) What is your relationship status?
Married with 3 children.
10) How do you want to die?
With style.
11) What did you last eat?
Pizza, because it's ninja time.
12) Played any sports?
Basket ball, I love basket ball. Oh and Pokemon Battling.
13) Do you bite your nails?
Nope, but I clipper them.
14) When was your last physical fight?
Last full moon?
15) Do you have an attitude?
No I'm just smarter than you.
16) Do you like someone?
Yes but unfortunately telling them would accidentally corrupt their time line.
17) What is your real name?
Detweiler
18) What is the background of your computer screen?
The mane six drawn as anime girls, lying in a circle staring up at the sky.
19) Are you gonna get high later?
No, but I'll profit off the people who do.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Micheal Bay, he knows why.
21) Do you miss someone?
I never miss.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Chopsticks
23) Do you tan a lot?
My skin changes color seasonally.
24) What pets do you have?
a rat dog, a robot dog, a black fluff ball (used to be a cat) and a Pikachu ¬¬
25) How exactly are you feeling?
Ill...Lunar Cycle
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yup, why I sit in the back seat, it serves as a table as well ^^
27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
I "make" in a bathroom.
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
No, Sony and me are through *le dramatica*
29) Are you afraid of spiders?
They're so cute and intelligent. Have you seen a web? it's intrinsic design, it's stunning structor! They're so hardy too ^^
30) Where is Number 30????
^
Found it. And that is why I'm the greatest detective *smugness*
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
I regret nothing!
WORTH IT!
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Continue my career as a hobo teacher.
33) Do you want to have kids?
I want less people in the world. Why would I make my own?
(however if you're offering to carry my clone...)
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Mom?
35) Do you type fast?
I can type anything in 10 seconds flat.
36) Do you have piercings?
My parents mutilated my ears when I was young, I've let them close up.
37) Want any more?
One of my goals in life is to walk through a crowded park with a very powerful magnet...does that sound like I want piercings?
38) Can you spell well?
Grammar Nazi's sibling.
Grammar Nazi Sister uses Indoctrinate. It's not very effective. Brother still confuses there with their.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days...
...it is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go...
...yes
40) What are you craving right now?
The power to rule the world...and tacos.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
Before people learnt not to let me play with fire.
42) Have you ever been to jail?
Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass GO to not collect £200.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
I'm on a horse.
44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
Kicked someone into a pick up truck.
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
If you ever meet a lovely young Zora woman, you've never heard of me.
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
I think my wife's love of Alan Rickman's voice might border that...
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
It was pikachu's fault okay! He was there and he started crying and then there was a close up and he started to cry and then it made my eyes pric- wait what am I confessing?
48) What time is it currently?
Peanut Butter Jelly time!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
That kind of marriage isn't legal here north of the border, so yes, yes I do live with people who I'm not married too.
50) What should you be doing?
Killing everyone- wait what?
51) What's irritating you right now?
Stupid people, who aren't being sterilized.
52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
It's just like, I can't get her out of my head and every time I look at her, I have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault, that bitch.
53) Does somebody love you?
Pinkie Pie loves me ^^
54) What is your favorite color?
erm, Green? Although I've been told I have to have red cause I'm a pozer prep
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Batmobile. I can't say anymore.
56) Do you have trust issues?
I blindly believe anything people say. This is how my mother convinced me pork, beef,lamb and turkey were all chicken and got me to eat it.
57) Number 30 has a brother
Is he also the Key?
58) You are over half way done with this. Are you sure you want to continue?
Well- "Hey listen! we need to save Zelda." Might as well grit my teeth and get thought this.
59) Do you have any siblings?
Yes.
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
My mother on a regular basis calls me "gay" "a tranny" "anorexic" "he/she" "weirdo" "freaky" and many more, meanwhile my father is IRL troll dad. God I love them both ^^
61) Do you live with anyone?
2 maybe 3 people "What about me?!" you don't count get back in the bottle!
62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
In a parallel universe, in which GirMinion has had previous partners and a current one, then how could they not?
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My wife, my sister and Wanderer, because of that freaking Pikachu.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
If you fail the first time, I'll make you sit in the corner and just do it for you.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgiveness is key but we must not forget. For if we remember the mistakes of the past we do not repeat them in the present.
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I'm in it, so it's the best year of someones life
67) What was your childhood nickname?
TJ (Detweiler optional if I wearing cap), the walking Encyclopedia, Giraffe, and "That kid!"
68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I left the house without my DS once, it was kinda like being naked.
69) What is your motto in life?
"Life is playing a game with a bratty, spoilt child. It keeps changing the rules and you have to let it win."
"You're right, we do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at whats the same instead of always looking at whats different...well who knows."
"I'm the tallest therefore the smartest and the best ^^"
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes, because it's a direct result of what happened before it.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Beat the last gym leader in Emerald.
72) Do you have a best friend?
I got a hand of Aces and a joker in the hole.
73) What is bothering you?
I never got my Hogwarts letter.
Professor Oak never gave me my first pokemon.
Micheal Bay is being allowed to continue making movies.
Still sitting through a Kingdom Hearts cutscence.
74) Have you ever been out of your country?
Lady, I've been out of this world.
75) Do you play the Wii?
Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Battle Revolution, New Super Mario brothers ^^ how can I not play it?
76) Are you listening to music right now?
*Is NOT listening to the Death God Word theme right now*
77) Do you like Chinese food?
I like anything I can get away with eating with chopsticks with.
78) Do you know your Dad's b- day?
Yeah still don't know how old he is.
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
No, that's irrational, I'm afraid of the things in the dark *looks at Shadow Lurker in the corner* like him.
80) Is cheating ever okay?
It depends, how bad do you want it?
81) Are you mean?
Only because I care.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Once I get my wings.
83) What was the last song you listened to?
Fly Away- Panty and Stockings sound track
84) Do you believe in true love?
Me+Pokemon.
Me+Legend of Zelda.
Me+Manga/Anime.
Me+Nintendo
Me+Microsoft
Yeah I've got enough evidence to support that.
Me+my wife(she'll kill me if I don't put it on DX)
85) What are you currently wearing?
My dog disguise
86) What do you wear to bed?
Pyjammas, doesn't everyone?
87) What is the weather like right now?
It's day two, it's raining.
88) Do you like the outside?
As much as it likes me.
89) Are you currently bored?
"the coast is clear the view is distorted, lots to do and I'm always bored"
90) Do you wanna get married?
Already am. Thank you Russian Goat farmer.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Only if you're acting like one.
92) Are you hungry?
Should I be?
93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
I've made something for half and hour straight and it took 20 minuets to try to flush it ^^
94) What makes you happy?
The happy noise of a child lau- I'm just kidding, video games.
95) Would you change your name?
Soon.
96) Ever been to Alaska?
Hey how'd you find out 'bout my back up plan?
97) ...
".... ..... ............ ..........."
"*battle music starts"
"Trainer Red has challenged you to a pokemon battle"
98) Do you watch the news?
It's so sad, I mean come on world pull up your pants.
99) What's your zodiac sign?
I don't believe in them.
100) Do you like Subway?
Meatball sub please and don't skimp on the sauce.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No, my mother would have something to say about it...
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
"Carry my clone?"
103) Do you like talking to your friends?
Perhaps but battling them is even more fun :3
104) What do you plan to do with the rest of your day?
Finish and upload some "art"
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
No I just outright state I don't know who they are.
"Do I know you?"
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Wife and the Rabbit and anyone in the room.
107) Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My mother (man I'm lame DX)
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Free Will.
109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Po, she's a rat-dog (a.k.a Yorkshire Terrier)
110) Favorite lyrics right now?
Sha la la, I sing for you
Sha la la, fight for myself
Sha la la, I sing for you
Sha la la
Taikutsu wa mou genkai desu
Tachitsukushita STAGE de nagurikaesu yuuki
I don't care, I don't care
"sonzai" sae mo kimi wa warau ka na...
Hashiridashita PACE de nagaretetta fuukei
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
Tadashii ka dou ka wo tashikame ni yuku no desu ka?
Tsubuyaita koukai wa kimi no te ni kobiritsuku
Togisumashita yaiba wo ta ga tame ni furu no desu ka?
111) Can you count to one million?
What does the scouter say about that number's level?!
It's over 9000!!!
Okay now to go back in time and shoot myself before I do this thing.
<-- i dont even want to know.
